Meet Banana Dog

This is the new puppy. She's a banana, and a piranha with fur. Sweet, but as soon as your back is turned, everything goes in the mouth. Clothes, shoes, other pets, furniture, rose bushes. Those thorns are a good 1/4 inch long, and she uses it as a chew toy.

Destructo Dog.

But for the first minute and a half after she wakes up, she's got a sleepy look that will make you forget the 1 cubic foot hole in the lawn and the shredded paper all over the house.

Not to mention her "smile".

Thank god for her play pen with the door that LOCKS!